Wandering Aimlessly
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What? A llama? He’s supposed to be dead!
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It’s a common misconception that there are no wizards in the midwest USA. The truth is there are plenty, they just use their powers exclusively for making new and fucked up kinds of salad
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You can watch what happened. There’s a reason they can’t legally enter the dwelling without a warrant.
if you check the article now, they’ve changed it so ICE doesn’t seem as bad. don’t let them fool you, they did not “rescue the child” and “report abandonment” they went after a father and then took his daughter.
for anyone who wants to see the new article
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rip to the person who understood this comic the most
[Image Description: an aged paper of one of Gary Larson’s Farside comic, showing two cartoon chimpanzees in a tree, one wearing cat eye glasses. The one in glasses is grooming the other, angrily holding a strand of hair and saying “Well, well–another blond hair… Conducting a little more ‘research’ with that Jane Goodall tramp?” The comic is signed by Jane Goodall in green. End I.D]
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I was raised Catholic but I don’t identify as a Catholic anymore with one notable exception: when weird Trad Catholics online are claiming normal Catholic shit is like out of this world.
Ooooo the pope blessed some water! What pagan thing will he do next: claim we should feed the hungry and love our neighbor!? Give shelter to the unhoused? Oh the horror!
Anyway petition to call trad Catholics what they actually are: Catholic weebs.
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- #they really are fuckin Catholic weebs
- #I checked the video
- #the ‘weird pagan ritual’ is just the unfurling of a blue cloth
- #clearly means to symbolize a river
- #Matt Walsh thinks this is ‘horrorific’
- #never mind it’s a pretty damn simple ritual and also Catholics are all about our fucking ritual
- #just can’t stand to see people want to protect and conserve the earth huh
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I! DON’T! WANT! ANOTHER! GODDAMN! APP!
PUT IT! ON! YOUR FUCKING! WEBSITE!!
“Scan our handy QR code-” I WILL DRIVE TO YOUR PLACE OF BUSINESS, STAND IN YOUR LOBBY, AND SCREAM AT A FREQUENCY THAT WILL SHATTER GLASS
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there is no temptation greater on earth than that of museum gift shops
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a ‘hot minute’ can be both a very short period of time, and a very long one. however, a hot minute in the past (“It’s been a hot minute since I’ve seen you!”) is most often a long duration, while a hot minute in the future (“I’ll be with you in a hot minute!”) is most often a short duration. this suggests some very strange things about the temperature of time.
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when a film or tv show takes place somewhere where you have been, it is your sacred duty as viewer to say “i’ve been there” every time you recognize a place
When a film or TV show claims to take place somewhere but you been there and it is your sacred duty as a view to say “no the hell that is not there.”
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DERRY GIRLS
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Rest in peace, Jane. Thank you for inspiring me (and so many other people) through my youth & adulthood to admire and respect animals, and to continue searching for knowledge that will allow us to coexist together in a kinder future. You and your work will be remembered.
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Man you got weirdly upset over Google offering to help people who don't understand Shakespeare.
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ok sorting through the anon hate i missed while i was on vacation and this is the funniest one. yeah i don’t like that google is advertising that their shitty AI can explain classical literature to you so you don’t have to read it and form your own opinion. is that a problem
It’s not even that, it’s just…literature is only as difficult as you make it, you know? If you go into Shakespeare expecting it to be hard, guess what? It’ll be hard. And what these ads are doing are perpetuating the idea that books are this medium too deep for human comprehension, that it takes literal machines to get the meaning out of them.
Books are just another form of media. You read it and you experience things. You feel emotions. You draw conclusions.
You—yes, you—are smarter than you give yourself credit for. You CAN handle Shakespeare without someone feeding you the answers. Because the only answers are the ones you find yourself, in your experience.
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“Science fiction is not “about the future.” Science fiction is in dialogue with the present. We SF writers often say that science fiction prepares people to think about the real future—but that’s because it relates to the real present in the particular way it does; and that relation is neither one of prediction nor one of prophecy. It is one of dialogic, contestatory, agonistic creativity. In science fiction the future is only a writerly convention that allows the SF writer to indulge in a significant distortion of the present that sets up a rich and complex dialogue with the reader’s here and now.”
- Samuel Delany(via batmanisagatewaydrug)
